Breaking News, April 1, 2010:

Acme Tile Recyclers announces a revolutionary new home flooring product. Carpet made of recycled tile! Acme CEO John Balderdash raved about his company’s groundbreaking product, “You’ve heard of carpet tile–carpet cut in the shape of tiles. Now we have Tile Carpet: broken pieces of tile in the shape of carpet.”

If you’ve made it this far, I’m sure you’ve realized this was just a little April Fools humor, which is, as Mark Twain said, one of mankind’s greatest blessings. Have a happy day!